PANTS ONDECISION ENGINE100% FATETONIGHT ONLY

I CAN'T DECIDE.

FINE. WE'LL PICK. NO TAKESIES-BACKSIES.
EVENTS IN THE HOPPER: 0
ODDS: PURELY RANDOM. HOPE YOU'RE INTO WHATEVER THIS TURNS OUT TO BE.
NOTHING LEFT TO PICK.That's on us, not you.SEE WHAT'S ON THE BOARD →
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