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I CAN'T DECIDE.

FINE. WE'LL PICK. NO TAKESIES-BACKSIES.

EVENTS IN THE HOPPER: 4

ODDS: PURELY RANDOM. HOPE YOU'RE INTO WHATEVER THIS TURNS OUT TO BE.

2026 Summer Fountain Bar HoursWED AUG 12 • 11AM • Fountain Square • Downtown • SEE TICKETS

The Beach BoysWED AUG 12 • 7:30PM • Riverbend Music Center • Anderson Township • SEE TICKETS

LANE, The Streetlights, SquidSacks, SlouchWED AUG 12 • 8PM • Woodward Theater • OTR • SEE TICKETS

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