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•Clifton 39.103, -84.512
MON AUG 3•10:30AM–12:30PM•LOCAL

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)

Esquire Theatre • Clifton (OH) • FREE • ALL AGES
FORECAST: 83° PARTLY CLOUDY
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•Downtown 39.103, -84.512
MON AUG 3•11AM–10PM•LOCAL

2026 Summer Fountain Bar Hours

Fountain Square • Downtown (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
FORECAST: 83° PARTLY CLOUDY
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•Clifton 39.103, -84.512
MON AUG 3•12:50PM–2:50PM•LOCAL

Hadestown: The Musical

Esquire Theatre • Clifton (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
FORECAST: 83° PARTLY CLOUDY
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•Clifton 39.103, -84.512
MON AUG 3•1PM–3PM•LOCAL

Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Esquire Theatre • Clifton (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
FORECAST: 83° PARTLY CLOUDY
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