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•OTR 39.112, -84.512
SUN JUL 12•8PM–11PM•STANDARD

Wussy at the Woodward Theater

Woodward Theater • OTR (OH) • $18 • ALL AGES
FORECAST: 83° CLOUDY
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•Downtown 39.103, -84.512
SUN JUL 12•11AM–9PM•LOCAL

2026 Summer Fountain Bar Hours

Fountain Square • Downtown (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
FORECAST: 83° CLOUDY
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•Clifton 39.103, -84.512
SUN JUL 12•11:40AM–1:40PM•LOCAL

Evil Dead Burn

Esquire Theatre • Clifton (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
FORECAST: 83° CLOUDY
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•Clifton 39.103, -84.512
SUN JUL 12•12PM–2PM•LOCAL

The Invite

Esquire Theatre • Clifton (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
FORECAST: 83° CLOUDY
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LIVE MUSIC
72 EVENTS AVAILABLE
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54 EVENTS AVAILABLE
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9 EVENTS AVAILABLE
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18 EVENTS AVAILABLE
BAR EVENTS
3 EVENTS AVAILABLE
ARTS + CULTURE
36 EVENTS AVAILABLE
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11 EVENTS AVAILABLE
WEIRD STUFF
1 EVENTS AVAILABLE
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