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•NORTHSIDE 39.164, -84.542
EVERY TUESDAY•9PM–1AM•LOCAL

Karaoke at Junker's Tavern

Junker's Tavern • NORTHSIDE (OH) • FREE • 21+
FORECAST: 88° CLOUDY
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•Downtown 39.103, -84.512
TUE JUL 7•11AM–2PM•LOCAL

2026 Strauss Troy Market

Fountain Square • Downtown (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
FORECAST: 88° CLOUDY
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•Downtown 39.103, -84.512
TUE JUL 7•11AM–10PM•LOCAL

2026 Summer Fountain Bar Hours

Fountain Square • Downtown (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
FORECAST: 88° CLOUDY
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•Clifton 39.103, -84.512
TUE JUL 7•1:30PM–3:30PM•LOCAL

Cape Fear (1991)

Esquire Theatre • Clifton (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
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