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2026 Summer Fountain Bar Hours

Fountain Square • Downtown (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
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•Clifton 39.103, -84.512
SUN JUL 26•1PM–3PM•LOCAL

Hadestown: The Musical

Esquire Theatre • Clifton (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
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•OTR 39.103, -84.512
SUN JUL 26•6PM–8PM•LOCAL

WORD OF MOUTH: Featured / Open Poetry Readings

MOTR Pub • OTR (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
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•Clifton 39.103, -84.512
SUN JUL 26•6PM–8PM•LOCAL

Welcome Space Brothers (2023) with Special Guest Jodi Wille Q&A

Esquire Theatre • Clifton (OH) • SEE TICKETS • ALL AGES
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