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FRI JUL 3 • 11:10PM • Great American Ball Park • DOWNTOWN

Reds vs. Cubs — Friday Fireworks

YOU SHOULD WEAR SWEATPANTS

First pitch 7:10. Fireworks after the last out. You can see them from your couch, sure — but the couch doesn't sell $6 brats.

EXCUSE KILLER No. 008
BASEBALL IS SLOW.

So is your Friday night plan of nothing. At least this one ends in fireworks.

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