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SAT JUL 4 • 11:30PM • TQL Stadium • WEST END

FC Cincinnati vs. Columbus Crew

YOU SHOULD WEAR SHORTS

Hell Is Real. The whole city shows up loud for this one. Wear orange and blue or wear earplugs.

EXCUSE KILLER No. 035
I DON'T FOLLOW SOCCER.

Nobody in The Bailey is checking your stats knowledge. They're checking if you can yell.

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