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Salsa on the Square

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Live band, free lessons at 7, dancing until the fountain lights come on. Two left feet is the median skill level. You qualify.

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I CAN'T DANCE.

There's a free lesson at 7 and a fountain to stand near if it goes badly.

Fountain Square • 520 Vine St, Cincinnati, OH 45202 • GET DIRECTIONS →
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